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Did I solve your problem?
Nothing makes me want to wrap my head in foil, pack up my goodies, and head for the hills like AI powered “Customer Service.” Today, I had the rare and incomparable pleasure of trying to get our cable provider to replace a broken TV remote, which, in another era, would…
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Abandon Hope….
I’m not smart like some others. I have no memories. I just know I’m here, sandwiched between a blender’s vibrating plastic container and a stack of rechargeable hand warmers. Needless to say, it’s hot. And the blender’s gasket may be faulty, as her rattle makes me wonder if her top…
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The Moving Finger
The moving finger writes; and having writ, Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. (From the Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám, translated by Edward FitzGerald) Sometimes, I walk past a mirror…
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The Emperor’s New Wing
The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental. *** Nothing is as easy as it looks; everything takes longer than you think. And, if anything can go wrong, it will, and at the worst possible time. Murphy’s Law *** So…

